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    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallary View Post
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...
    For there upon the floor before her lay....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    (on second thought...)
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    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...
    For there upon the floor before her lay....


    An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blubyue View Post
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...
    For there upon the floor before her lay....


    An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...
    Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Originally Posted by Mazin
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
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