Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens...As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...He who hides in the shadows with pale, ashy skin...And wears upon his face a peculiar grin.. He works through the night and then by dawn, all the Sten's seem to be gone..