My dog is the best!

[Byte Stryke]

Sometimes I wish I had a dog. Instead, I have a 2 year old. They are very similar you know. You have to clean up after them. When they shit, you have to take care of it. You have to give them food and water or they whine. You have to tell them to settle down, or go to bed when they are annoying you. Each chews shit up, well maybe not the dog. They climb up on things they are not supposed to. When they know they have been bad, they try to sneek around you, when they can't get around you they try their best to look pathetic so you don't punnish them. They bury shit in the back yard or hide it in the house. They eat grass and then puke it up later. They actually eat almost anything on the ground... There are other things I am missing...

On the positive side, they like to cuddle with you which is cute. They like to play and rough house a little. Playing fetch with them is fun. They will chase a laser light around the floor and make you laugh. You can play keep away with their favorite toy, that is always entertaining. They will usually eat the food your wife prepares for you that you don't want to eat. They can take the blame for your farts. If you make a mess or whatever, you can just say the dog/baby did it. When you take them to the park, you get all of the attention from the MILF's. My favorite, if you train them right, you can teach them to open the fridge and get you your beer! I know there is more I am missing here also, but, you get the idea.

Then, they get older and out grow most of it...

too bad you are on the west side.
Yours and Mine could get together and play.

BTW you forgot "eat you out of house and home."

[spyder]

too bad you are on the west side.
Yours and Mine could get together and play.

BTW you forgot "eat you out of house and home."

Yes I did! +1

The shitty part is all of you guys are in the Denver, Springs area. Even when I do move to the eastern slope, it will be to Trinadad. Same friggen time difference.

[Beprepared]

Canine Resurrection

My Australian Kelpie Roxie, and the old Basset Hound Emmit.

[Fentonite]

Finally got in the DNA results for Shadow. Anybody else want in on this? (I'll ship a free AR mag to the closest guess of his ancestry).

So far:
Graves has guessed Chow/Retriever;
Troublco guessed Chow;
Steveopia guessed Chow/Border Collie (after throwing Chow/Shepherd out there), and;
BPTactical guessed Chupacabra.

The DNA test showed 5 breeds; 1 makes up 37-74% of his DNA, and each of the other 4 breeds make up 10-19%.

Here's a hint: the DNA did not show Chupacabra - (sorry Bert).
I'll post the results later this evening...

[Fentonite]

OK - Here's the certificate with the DNA results. Only 3 folks wanted to make a guess, and all three had Chow in their answer, but Steveopia got the closest. Shadow has mostly German Shepherd, then Shar-Pei, Chow, Collie, and Schnauzer. Steveopia initially said Chow/Shepherd (great guess), then chose Chow/Border Collie, so I've got to give it to him.

Steveopia - PM me your address, and I'll send your mag tomorrow.
(I sure didn't expect "Schnauzer")

[Troublco]

Wow, that's a heck of a mix. (I didn't think he was pure chow, but I wasn't sure as to what else.) Looking at his face, I can see the Shar-pei and looking at him walking I see the Shepherd. I wouldn't have guessed Collie and I'm with you, I'd have never gotten Schnauzer in a million years. I suppose if he ever starts schnauzing, you'll know why....

Way to go, Steveopia!

[sniper7]

dang I missed out. i was definitely going to put shepard on there and collie and I also though poodle as well.

[sniper7]

here are my pups


bullet is a english setter. great pheasant dog. almost 2.

lucy is a lhasa apso. almost 2 as well.

dakota is the middle dog on the trailer pics. my dads dog. he is brothers with bullet. lots of energy, and getting to be a good pheasant dog as well.

[steveopia]

OK - Here's the certificate with the DNA results. Only 3 folks wanted to make a guess, and all three had Chow in their answer, but Steveopia got the closest. Shadow has mostly German Shepherd, then Shar-Pei, Chow, Collie, and Schnauzer. Steveopia initially said Chow/Shepherd (great guess), then chose Chow/Border Collie, so I've got to give it to him.

Steveopia - PM me your address, and I'll send your mag tomorrow.

Right on!! Thank you.

[funkfool]

I didn't guess because I agreed with BPTactical: Chupacabra!