Well the first of you "Honest" gun owners have shown up to dispose of your guns to my collection..err collection point.
I encourage you to continue to drop off your "Illegal Assault Weapons" any time of the day.
Keep em coming........
Dont bother asking around who brought guns here, it is not important.
Not as important as the safety of the kids and old folks.
Oh and if you dont bring in your guns I will be forced to lay off Teachers, Police and Dr.'s and Nurses. Also cut back in Union Budgets and Pensions may be affected and cause snow to pile up on the roads.
What else can I threaten you with.
uhhh, Ok, $5 a gallon gas maybe coming. I may,,,,, I mean the Gov will also be forced to subsidize Wind and Solar forms of energy in order to get illegal guns out your hands.
Starting Monday Keith Olberman will now be on every channel.
Form a single line and bring em on over.