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  1. 01-04-2011, 14:01 #1
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    Default Year-to-Date TSA Statistics From DHS

    Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
    • Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
    • Transvestites: 133
    • Hernias: 1,485
    • Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
    • Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
    • Breast Implants: 59,350
    • Natural Blondes: 3
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  3. 01-04-2011, 14:26 #3
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    Outstanding, lol
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    I'm guessing there's some overlap, ie. Transvestites, breast implants, natural blondes....
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    Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch
    Gotta remember, this is natl. data
    I'm just glad to see fake boobies came back with an even figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch

    not really...
    My First wife was a real Blond.

    They do exist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    not really...
    My First wife was a real Blond.

    They do exist

    I know just like the M&M dudes, I saw them in Vegas.
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  9. 01-04-2011, 15:28 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Gotta remember, this is natl. data
    I'm just glad to see fake boobies came back with an even figure.
    Wouldn't those numbers be "rounded"? (.)(.)




    Nice of DHS to keep us abreast of things.
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  10. 01-04-2011, 15:46 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Nice of DHS to keep us abreast of things.

    It is, if they didn't, things could really go tits up!




    I see what you did there....
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