I cant wait for the Happy Parent 1 and 2 Day Greeting cards to come out.

My Parent 1 will think it is so special when I send her or him or him/her or them, maybe it......wait Im confused. Does the Gov. mandate I send a card now? Are flowers offensive now! What are the approved Gender Neutral gifts I can send the "Them"?

Holy $hit.....Am I now a parent 1 or am I the parent 2?? The Gov. needs to make this clear. I dont know what I am to my son anymore.

Sum B!tch, Parent 1 or parent 2 F^^ker!!