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    my daughter is 2 1/2, and she is balls to the walls 24/7, had her first set of stitches when she was 10 months, and has been back three more times. She used to scare the hell out of me, but now I think I am kinda getting used to it. Gotta another one on the way, about 5months out, and am of course hoping for a hellyan of a boy, just as crazy as her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I broke more bones and did more stupid crazy stuff before puberty....

    Afterwards I was too busy to jump cars with my Bike, was trying to jump Girls in the car!

    coward! jumping innocent girls with cars.
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    I don't have kids but i was a pretty wild kid growing up. luckily we grew up on some property and that kept me out of trouble for the most part other than a lot of scrapes, broken things, couple broken bones etc. fights at school as well.

    don't worry, girls go nuts in their teens. Honestly I want boys over girls. I know there is potential for more trouble with boys, more broken bones, more fights, etc etc. but I would prefer that over dealing with a teenage girl all the time. substitute teaching middle school has definitely taught me that.
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    I used to kick the crap out of my little brother as a kid. As a result, he is much tougher than I am. I never had anyone to beat me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I used to kick the crap out of my little brother as a kid. As a result, he is much tougher than I am. I never had anyone to beat me up.

    is that why you like to bully everyone around with your massive post count
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    is that why you like to bully everyone around with your massive post count

    I think you might be on to something there sniper. However, is this why you like to pick on people also? Hmmmm... interesting....
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    When I was about 11-12 I got my first lesson in crime scene analysis.
    Me, my brother and and some friends were F'ing around with a BB gun in our room on a rainy night and it "Accidently" fired into the window of the bedroom.
    We all got together and made up this story of how "Someone" shot out the window while we were hanging out. Kinda like a Youth Drive By. Well we tried to convince my mom and dad of this and my mom called the police.........crap, it was all down hill from there!
    The officer shows up, all wet from the rain, looks at the window and turn to us and says "That shot came from the INSIDE, I can tell by the direction of the glass breaking outwards". How could we have known, CSI was not around then!

    WElllllllll you can pretty much figure how the rest of the night went after that.

    Yeah, BOYS do some stupid stuff.
    Now if I can just get mine to stop eating so much! He doesn't put on an ounce!!
    He lost weight at his last check up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEAMRICO View Post
    When I was about 11-12 I got my first lesson in crime scene analysis.
    Me, my brother and and some friends were F'ing around with a BB gun in our room on a rainy night and it "Accidently" fired into the window of the bedroom.
    We all got together and made up this story of how "Someone" shot out the window while we were hanging out. Kinda like a Youth Drive By. Well we tried to convince my mom and dad of this and my mom called the police.........crap, it was all down hill from there!
    The officer shows up, all wet from the rain, looks at the window and turn to us and says "That shot came from the INSIDE, I can tell by the direction of the glass breaking outwards". How could we have known, CSI was not around then!

    WElllllllll you can pretty much figure how the rest of the night went after that.

    Yeah, BOYS do some stupid stuff.
    Now if I can just get mine to stop eating so much! He doesn't put on an ounce!!
    He lost weight at his last check up!
    That is funny!

    I'm guessing the officer didn't cite anyone for making a false report. If he was in a particularly good mood, he probably would have told you he learned the direction of glass observation long before he went through training. He or his friends probably did the same thing when they were kids. Most decent cops learn about crime when they are young, either by direct observation or participation. Then when presented with occupation choices some choose crime others choose to fight crime. Like most jobs, you never get to do enough of the stuff that drew you into the profession in the first place.

    Boys are crazy. Good thing we have girls to keep us in line.
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    My dad built us a killer fort with wooden window guards and everything. well us indians were shooting arrows into the fort and the cowboys were shooting bb guns back at us. Then someone got the bright idea of a flaming arrow ala the western movies.
    The cowboys were sposed to put out the arrows but someone forgot to tell them. Needless we burned down not only our fort, but a couple hundred acres of my dads forest.


    Local Foest Fire personel were told it was a brush fire gone bad.
    Our asses howewver burned for quite awhile.

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