Came out of Safeway today and found that some stupid fucktard ran their cart into the side of my truck. Not a huge dent but big enough and on the driver's side that I will notice it and it will piss me off everyday. Now, I'm not like all the other fat ass lazy people that squeeze my truck in between two other cars just so I can park two spaces closer to the door. After all I don't want those dumb bitches denting my truck with their doors. I have seen it too often. Some fat tool opens their door and leans in to load groceries all the while their big ass is bumping and slamming their door into the car parked next to them. Fries my hide. I park near the end of the lot away from everything to prevent this stuff.

My wife will attest that one of my biggest pet-peeves is lazy ass fuckers who can't walk ten feet to the cart corral so they just leave them in the middle of the lot for the wind to catch or to roll into other people's cars. I bitch about it every time we go to the store. In fact, every time I go to the store I round up all the carts in the area that I parked in and put them away just so they don't run into cars...not only my car but everyone else's cars as well. This particular Safeway has cart corrals every 30 feet! Now why the fuck would some dumb punk send their cart rolling across the lot instead of walking their lazy pitiful existence of a life 15 feet away and putting the cart away? This is a perfect example of how indifferent we have become as a society. What has this disrespectful, arrogant and self-centered culture come to that it's OK to damage other people's stuff just because people don't want to strain themselves with a 10 second walk? Damn I'm pissed...