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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post

    I would be like "get the hell of the car girl! Why do you always have to keep touching the cobra! Keep your hands off, why do I keep having to tell you that! Damn! Now get your ass to the bedroom, you need to be spanked for that."
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post

    I would be like "get the hell of the car girl! Why do you always have to keep touching the cobra! Keep your hands off, why do I keep having to tell you that! Damn! Now get your ass to the bedroom, you need to be spanked for that."
    I was wondering why in the hell someone would park their Cobra in the Kitchen!

    I know she must be in the Kitchen Because:
    1. She doesn't have any laundry in her hands
    2. She doesn't have a vacuum cleaner
    3. shes not on her back



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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I was wondering why in the hell someone would park their Cobra in the Kitchen!

    I know she must be in the Kitchen Because:
    1. She doesn't have any laundry in her hands
    2. She doesn't have a vacuum cleaner
    3. shes not on her back



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    told that one to the girlfriend she slapped me, and said if we ever do a sale she's coming to slap you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flan7211 View Post
    told that one to the girlfriend she slapped me, and said if we ever do a sale she's coming to slap you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I was wondering why in the hell someone would park their Cobra in the Kitchen!

    I know she must be in the Kitchen Because:
    1. She doesn't have any laundry in her hands
    2. She doesn't have a vacuum cleaner
    3. shes not on her back



    KIDDING
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    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I was wondering why in the hell someone would park their Cobra in the Kitchen!

    I know she must be in the Kitchen Because:
    1. She doesn't have any laundry in her hands
    2. She doesn't have a vacuum cleaner
    3. shes not on her back



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    My wife casually walked by and read this, her comment was: "you can have sex standing up, or by being held up against a wall, number 3 is just wrong. Oh, and don't forget about being bent over the counter!" She said that last part as she was walking away... Some women are just great...
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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