Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.man View Post
Desert, stakes, leather straps, syrup, ants.
...and IV fluids to keep him alive through it all, and conscious.

Maybe perforate his bowel just a little, so that he can experience the joys of peritonitis during the process....


I'm not by nature a violent or vindictive man, but I would gladly strap on my steel toes and kick this monster in the stones until dead...and never miss a second of sleep over it.