Nice to meet you Byte Stryke. Nice to see you again BPTacticle.

Graves, there was this guy that kept looking at our table longingly, and circling the bar and slowing down when he got near us. I was about to ask him if it was you, when I figured out that he worked there and was trolling for empty glasses.


So when I pulled into the parking lot, a line of about 4 other vehicles came in behind me. I parked first and as I was getting out of my car, I saw this white Blazer with a bruised up grill park. I went and waited by the door. When the guy that looked like the guy driving the Blazer came around the corner I jumped out and said...

Me: "Hey man, your bumper is all jacked up! What'd you do, hit a Christmas tree?"

Him: "What?!"

Me: (not as enthusiastic) "Umm, you hit a Christmas tree right?"

Him: "What are you talking about?"

Me: ".....You driver the Chevy Blazer right?"

Him: "No man."

Me: "Uh oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else."

Him: (laughing) "Thank God. I drive a brand new truck and you scared me."



I thought I was going to get my ass kicked before I even made it inside.