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    Quote Originally Posted by al-x View Post
    ^^^ Certi-Fit (name might have changed, I think) has some pretty good quality urethane bumper covers for decent prices. Not sure what they would cost for your truck, but a bumper for my Honda a few years ago was only like $35.00. They come flat black, ready to be painted. They're located off 50th and Washington or so. Not sure where your coordinates put your location at, hahaha.
    copy/paste it into google maps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You know I had an awful day.
    I had sadly cut down a loving, living little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism and taken it from it's family for the annual non denominational gift giving and receiving period. I know that little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism would be happier with its friends in the wonderful forest that nobody should be allowed to enjoy by barbaric, destructive and polluting forms of "recreation" like motorcycling, those awful four wheel drive vehicles and God forbid, shooting those evil guns.
    Like I said, I didn't want to cut it down but afterall, it's for the children.

    So after the non denominational gift giving and receiving period was over I wanted to return this poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism back to it's home so it could help nurture future generations of greenhouse gas scrubbing organisms. So I tied it to my hybrid vehicle with organic hemp rope that I made with the leftovers of a recent harvest for "Medicinal Purposes" and proceeded to make my way back to the little forest. Well apparently my knot was not of sufficient strength because the "edible" medicine I ate before the "return the organism to its home" ceremony had weakened me. Perhaps I was distracted when I had to return to the circle of life for the singing of "Kumbaya" and the hypnotic sound of the bongos.
    Anyway while traveling the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism fell off of my hybrid vehicle, maybe I was going too fast-25 mph is awfully scary.
    By the time I had stopped my hybrid vehicle in traffic and backed up (why are people so mean and honk anyway?) this big huge evil gas guzzling, carbon spewing white SUV had hit the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism.
    The man driving the SUV was very scary, he was big and burly and was spewing non-politically correct words that offended and scared me. He was very mean as he pulled the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing fella out of the enormous grill of the huge SUV and stomped on it, yelling at it the entire time, I am sure he hurt its feelings, the mean man! I would not be the least surprised to find out he eats meat and has some of those evil guns. He really scared me with his hateful and mean rhetoric and I did not want him to scare me more so I left.
    But I could not help getting a satisfied little smirk as I drove away at the safe speed of 25 mph (why are these people still honking at me-its noise pollution and needs to stop) because the little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism had exacted it's revenge on the big huge carbon spewing SUV.
    Well I must be off now, I have an E.L.F. meeting and teleconference with Greenpeace and PETA to get to.
    Oh BTW, does anybody know of a "Medical Dispensary" on the way to Boulder? I need to get some more "Medicine". That man driving that big huge gas guzzling SUV really scared me and I need to be able to think clearly before the meetings.
    Signed,
    The Honorable Governor, John Hickinlooper
    Nice try Bert,

    you are just trying to bait me because you want to see me stuff a christmas tree up hickenloopers ass.

    Not a bad thought, an even funnier visual.
    not falling for it though as there is one fatal flaw in your story...




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    Quote Originally Posted by NoCharge4Awesome View Post
    excited i am!




    what did you guys get

    How do you like the PST? Would you mind shooting me a PM when you get a chance to do some shooting with it mounted and let me know how you like it? I'm considering one for my SR-25...not sure if i want to get one quite yet or not. Got a Razor HD mounted on my TRG-22 right now that belongs to a friend. He doesn't have a rifle yet and wanted to check the scope out. It's really nice but I haven't had the chance to see the PST in action or even handle one yet since they're so new.

    CMS

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    Good point!
    I have a Christmas Tree in my living room: it's black and has skulls hanging all over!

    PICS?! That must be one mean tree! Are the lights those shotgun shell LED things too? That'd be funny.


    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You know I had an awful day.
    I had sadly cut down a loving, living little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism and taken it from it's family for the annual non denominational gift giving and receiving period. I know that little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism would be happier with its friends in the wonderful forest that nobody should be allowed to enjoy by barbaric, destructive and polluting forms of "recreation" like motorcycling, those awful four wheel drive vehicles and God forbid, shooting those evil guns.
    Like I said, I didn't want to cut it down but afterall, it's for the children.

    So after the non denominational gift giving and receiving period was over I wanted to return this poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism back to it's home so it could help nurture future generations of greenhouse gas scrubbing organisms. So I tied it to my hybrid vehicle with organic hemp rope that I made with the leftovers of a recent harvest for "Medicinal Purposes" and proceeded to make my way back to the little forest. Well apparently my knot was not of sufficient strength because the "edible" medicine I ate before the "return the organism to its home" ceremony had weakened me. Perhaps I was distracted when I had to return to the circle of life for the singing of "Kumbaya" and the hypnotic sound of the bongos.
    Anyway while traveling the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism fell off of my hybrid vehicle, maybe I was going too fast-25 mph is awfully scary.
    By the time I had stopped my hybrid vehicle in traffic and backed up (why are people so mean and honk anyway?) this big huge evil gas guzzling, carbon spewing white SUV had hit the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism.
    The man driving the SUV was very scary, he was big and burly and was spewing non-politically correct words that offended and scared me. He was very mean as he pulled the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing fella out of the enormous grill of the huge SUV and stomped on it, yelling at it the entire time, I am sure he hurt its feelings, the mean man! I would not be the least surprised to find out he eats meat and has some of those evil guns. He really scared me with his hateful and mean rhetoric and I did not want him to scare me more so I left.
    But I could not help getting a satisfied little smirk as I drove away at the safe speed of 25 mph (why are these people still honking at me-its noise pollution and needs to stop) because the little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism had exacted it's revenge on the big huge carbon spewing SUV.
    Well I must be off now, I have an E.L.F. meeting and teleconference with Greenpeace and PETA to get to.
    Oh BTW, does anybody know of a "Medical Dispensary" on the way to Boulder? I need to get some more "Medicine". That man driving that big huge gas guzzling SUV really scared me and I need to be able to think clearly before the meetings.
    Signed,
    The Honorable Governor, John Hickinlooper
    Fantastic! HAHAHAHA.

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    Stadium Auto Parts might have a grill and/or bumper for you as well. I'd try them first.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Stadium Auto Parts might have a grill and/or bumper for you as well. I'd try them first.

    Now you tell me...


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    Ordered Part (4) 29-9194, (11) 29-0023, (8) 29-9352

    now I really need to sell the Heli

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Nice try Bert,

    you are just trying to bait me because you want to see me stuff a christmas tree up hickenloopers ass.

    Not a bad thought, an even funnier visual.
    not falling for it though as there is one fatal flaw in your story...




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    Maybe but if it got you to chuckle at your misfortune it worked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Maybe but if it got you to chuckle at your misfortune it worked...
    I still want to plant that tree in the owners ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You know I had an awful day.
    I had sadly cut down a loving, living little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism and taken it from it's family for the annual non denominational gift giving and receiving period. I know that little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism would be happier with its friends in the wonderful forest that nobody should be allowed to enjoy by barbaric, destructive and polluting forms of "recreation" like motorcycling, those awful four wheel drive vehicles and God forbid, shooting those evil guns.
    Like I said, I didn't want to cut it down but afterall, it's for the children.

    So after the non denominational gift giving and receiving period was over I wanted to return this poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism back to it's home so it could help nurture future generations of greenhouse gas scrubbing organisms. So I tied it to my hybrid vehicle with organic hemp rope that I made with the leftovers of a recent harvest for "Medicinal Purposes" and proceeded to make my way back to the little forest. Well apparently my knot was not of sufficient strength because the "edible" medicine I ate before the "return the organism to its home" ceremony had weakened me. Perhaps I was distracted when I had to return to the circle of life for the singing of "Kumbaya" and the hypnotic sound of the bongos.
    Anyway while traveling the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism fell off of my hybrid vehicle, maybe I was going too fast-25 mph is awfully scary.
    By the time I had stopped my hybrid vehicle in traffic and backed up (why are people so mean and honk anyway?) this big huge evil gas guzzling, carbon spewing white SUV had hit the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism.
    The man driving the SUV was very scary, he was big and burly and was spewing non-politically correct words that offended and scared me. He was very mean as he pulled the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing fella out of the enormous grill of the huge SUV and stomped on it, yelling at it the entire time, I am sure he hurt its feelings, the mean man! I would not be the least surprised to find out he eats meat and has some of those evil guns. He really scared me with his hateful and mean rhetoric and I did not want him to scare me more so I left.
    But I could not help getting a satisfied little smirk as I drove away at the safe speed of 25 mph (why are these people still honking at me-its noise pollution and needs to stop) because the little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism had exacted it's revenge on the big huge carbon spewing SUV.
    Well I must be off now, I have an E.L.F. meeting and teleconference with Greenpeace and PETA to get to.
    Oh BTW, does anybody know of a "Medical Dispensary" on the way to Boulder? I need to get some more "Medicine". That man driving that big huge gas guzzling SUV really scared me and I need to be able to think clearly before the meetings.
    Signed,
    The Honorable Governor, John Hickinlooper
    I see a second career in children's books BP
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoCharge4Awesome View Post
    what did you guys get
    I got to write a $200 check and send it off to the ATF for my M-16...
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