^^^ Certi-Fit (name might have changed, I think) has some pretty good quality urethane bumper covers for decent prices. Not sure what they would cost for your truck, but a bumper for my Honda a few years ago was only like $35.00. They come flat black, ready to be painted. They're located off 50th and Washington or so. Not sure where your coordinates put your location at, hahaha.
Bills.... and more bills....
Did you go Pagan on his butt? lol. Just cause he had a tree don't make him a Christian... however, if you want to find him... It's been a while since I've had a decent fistfight....
Darn man, sry to hear that....
Pentax 12x50 PCF Binoculars .....133.00 @ amazon
Obama.....
Change you can take to the bank(rupt).
You know I had an awful day.
I had sadly cut down a loving, living little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism and taken it from it's family for the annual non denominational gift giving and receiving period. I know that little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism would be happier with its friends in the wonderful forest that nobody should be allowed to enjoy by barbaric, destructive and polluting forms of "recreation" like motorcycling, those awful four wheel drive vehicles and God forbid, shooting those evil guns.
Like I said, I didn't want to cut it down but afterall, it's for the children.
So after the non denominational gift giving and receiving period was over I wanted to return this poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism back to it's home so it could help nurture future generations of greenhouse gas scrubbing organisms. So I tied it to my hybrid vehicle with organic hemp rope that I made with the leftovers of a recent harvest for "Medicinal Purposes" and proceeded to make my way back to the little forest. Well apparently my knot was not of sufficient strength because the "edible" medicine I ate before the "return the organism to its home" ceremony had weakened me. Perhaps I was distracted when I had to return to the circle of life for the singing of "Kumbaya" and the hypnotic sound of the bongos.
Anyway while traveling the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism fell off of my hybrid vehicle, maybe I was going too fast-25 mph is awfully scary.
By the time I had stopped my hybrid vehicle in traffic and backed up (why are people so mean and honk anyway?) this big huge evil gas guzzling, carbon spewing white SUV had hit the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism.
The man driving the SUV was very scary, he was big and burly and was spewing non-politically correct words that offended and scared me. He was very mean as he pulled the poor little greenhouse gas scrubbing fella out of the enormous grill of the huge SUV and stomped on it, yelling at it the entire time, I am sure he hurt its feelings, the mean man! I would not be the least surprised to find out he eats meat and has some of those evil guns. He really scared me with his hateful and mean rhetoric and I did not want him to scare me more so I left.
But I could not help getting a satisfied little smirk as I drove away at the safe speed of 25 mph (why are these people still honking at me-its noise pollution and needs to stop) because the little greenhouse gas scrubbing organism had exacted it's revenge on the big huge carbon spewing SUV.
Well I must be off now, I have an E.L.F. meeting and teleconference with Greenpeace and PETA to get to.
Oh BTW, does anybody know of a "Medical Dispensary" on the way to Boulder? I need to get some more "Medicine". That man driving that big huge gas guzzling SUV really scared me and I need to be able to think clearly before the meetings.
Signed,
The Honorable Governor, John Hickinlooper
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Nice try Bert,
you are just trying to bait me because you want to see me stuff a christmas tree up hickenloopers ass.
Not a bad thought, an even funnier visual.
not falling for it though as there is one fatal flaw in your story...
Everyone knows politicians never do anything for themselves.
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