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  1. 02-02-2011, 14:46 #1
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    Default Minn. Woman Tries to Mail Puppy via USPS Flat Rate Box

    What a moron... yeah, charge her.
    From The Blaze
    A Minnesota woman has been charged with animal cruelty after she tried to ship a live puppy to a relative using a United States Postal Service flat rate box:


    From WCCO:
    The poodle-mixed pup is being held temporarily at the animal control office in Minneapolis but still belongs to the woman who allegedly tried to mail it — 39-year-old Stacey Champion.
    “Clearly there wasn’t a whole lot of thought that went into this,” said Sgt. Angela Dodge with the Minneapolis Police Department.
    Dodge said last Tuesday Champion took the puppy to the Loring Post Office. The puppy was in a box with a priority sticker on it.
    “A puppy is a definite no-no,” said Pete Nowacki with the U.S. Postal Service.
    Postal workers didn’t know right away about the puppy inside, until the box fell off the counter.
    “Apparently the puppy must have moved at that time and the box had shaken and fallen. At that point, the clerk and supervisor could hear a sound like panting coming from inside the box,” recalled Nowacki.
    “They could hear it in the box, they opened the box and discovered a live puppy on there with no food or water,” said Dodge.
    Champion did want the puppy to get there quickly because she mailed him 2-day priority. Officials say she was mailing the puppy as a present for a relative.
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    KMSP has more information on the puppy, including information from the USPS that the dog would have been shipped by air and probably would have died.
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    They should convict her, then ship her off to jail in a box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    They should convict her, then ship her off to jail in a box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    They should convict her, then ship her off to jail in a box.
    a pine box...could we consider that natural selection
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    A Minnesota woman has been charged with animal cruelty after she tried to ship a live puppy to a relative using a United States Postal Service flat box:

    There's the cruelty part right there

    It makes you wonder what the hell ever happened to common sense !!
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    just too dumb to live
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    39-year-old Stacey Champion is a raving retard and should be immediately expelled from the gene pool before she can breed it into some poor unsuspecting kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by weirjf View Post
    39-year-old Stacey Champion is a raving retard and should be immediately expelled from the gene pool before she can breed it into some poor unsuspecting kid
    Someone should have poured bleach into her gene pool a long time ago...
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    a pine box...could we consider that natural selection
    I have a nail gun, Pine boards And taking some time off work in two weeks!! Getter Done!! I get along with my dog better than most people.
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    She probably learned her lesson from going on a road trip with a dog before in the past. It'd be great to just mail your kids and dogs to your location.
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