Welcome.

SW Ohio; eh? Not from around Youngstown by chance are you (okay, so Youngstwon is actualy NE, not SW)? If so, you'll need the AR and lots of ammo to keep yourself safe.
That town is turning into the deadliest town in the U.S.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/07/...iref=allsearch

So, WKRP-land perhaps?