So I'm pokin' around a major department store lookin' for some compression under garments (admittedly, I wear Under Armour gear for select activities, ColdGear on the hill, etc.) and this sales chic say’s; “…we now have Spanx for Men…”

Made me laugh…and shudder…”isn’t that shit for lumpy chic’s looking to hide for a ride?”

Well…it’s here, Spanx for men…designed to “firm the chest, support the lower back and eliminate bulk under the clothes.” Hmmmm…male pussification for vanity?


I don’t know about you guys but…fuck off…I’ll keep doin’ it the old school way, tossin’ iron religiously, enough cardio to rationalize my existence and a solid dietary program. The end result…I don’t need/want “SPANX” to hide my shit.


I always wondered about this stuff…”what does a chic do when she SPANX, scores and the attire actually comes off?" I mean, all that “flabby, out of whack shit you’re hiding at the club comes to the surface eventually…right?”


And now dudes? What are ya’ doin’? Fakin’ some pecs? Buildin’ abs thru spandex?


Or...maybe it's a decent product WTF do I know...