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  1. 02-09-2011, 18:04 #1
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    Default More on Bears - Alcoholic Iraqi Bears!

    Them Wikileak guys are getting out the important stuff:
    http://wikileaks.foreignpolicy.com/p..._enhanced_fish

    "Then there are the alcoholic bears:

    To ease the trauma of the brown bears' move from Saddam Hussein's possession into the Zoo, staff reportedly plied them with copious amounts of Arak; visitors repeated rumors that the disheveled bears continue to imbibe this powerful drink."

    I'll bet before the invasion they were good Allah fearing bears who never touched the stuff!

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  2. 02-09-2011, 18:21 #2
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    More on bears
    or
    Moron bears

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  3. 02-10-2011, 15:12 #3
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    that's unbearable
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  4. 02-10-2011, 15:16 #4
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    These threads always bear the wrong direction.... Hey! My socks are thread(bear)!
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  5. 02-10-2011, 15:20 #5
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    ... and fish with frickin' lasers ...
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
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  6. 02-10-2011, 15:35 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    ... and fish with frickin' lasers ...
    "uch as exotic fish with an image of the Iraqi flag lasered permanently into their scales. (NOTE: These fish sport the old Iraqi flag. Zoo staff could not predict whether they will employ laser surgery to amend these now-outlawed, swimming flags. END NOTE.)"

    The hell with the lasers. Fish fry!

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  7. 02-10-2011, 16:23 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    These threads always bear the wrong direction.... Hey! My socks are thread(bear)!
    Better than being "ursinated" on
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  8. 02-12-2011, 08:42 #8
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    This thread is bearly worth reading... I'll just grin and bear it.
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  9. 02-12-2011, 11:43 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    Better than being "ursinated" on

    Boo... Boo...



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