10 of Americas Worst Cities For Speed Traps

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Things I Wish they pursued as hard as speeders:

• Cell-phone drivers, Get a god-damned hands free.
• People that stop and look at traffic when they have a dedicated turn lane.
• People that do not accelerate to highway speeds before merging onto the highway. 30mph is not highway speeds.
• People doing 55mph in a 65 zone in the left lane for no other reason than it makes them feel important.
• If it looks like your Honda civic is a friggin freight train when you accelerate, you need a ticket.
• If you make a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me, dont flip me off when I hit the horn. You need a ticket.
• Ticket ANY activity not associated with driving. This includes Makeup, Shaving, Reading the newspaper/Magazine, Painting your nails, holding/Playing with a pet, watching Television, playing video Games, Giving or receiving sexual favors. (Go park somewhere)
• We have a law here in Colorado called "Keep RIGHT except to pass" I give a shit if I am speeding and you are doing 1mph under the speed limit in the left lane. Unless you are passing someone, we are both wrong and I Might have a legitimate emergency.