Fire at the Circus.

[Ah Pook]

Caught me off guard? Yes.

Funny?



I'm a frayed knot.

[StagLefty]

why the hell do I click shit like this?

Same reason I did

[Scanker19]

Caught me off guard? Yes.

Funny?



I'm a frayed knot.

I love it!

Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!!!!

That's cause we cut off your arms!

And you click on it cause:

1 you're bored

and

2. its like a car wreck, there may be some free shit lying on the road.

[Irving]

Speaking of car wrecks. RIP to that family of five that died over by my house. Very sad.

[hip55]

A guy goes in to see his Doctor, says,

"Doc, you gotta help me! I'm having this recurring nightmare that is driving me crazy!"

The doctor asks him to tell him about his nightmare.

"Well, I keep seeing these two images over and over again- teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam!"

The Doctor says,

"You're just too tense."

Pa-dump-chih

[Irving]

A guy goes to see the military psychiatrist. The guy is totally naked, but wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap.

The doctor looks at the guy for about a minute, then says, "...I can clearly see you're nuts."

[Byte Stryke]

A guy goes to see the military psychiatrist. The guy is totally naked, but wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap.

The doctor looks at the guy for about a minute, then says, "...I can clearly see you're nuts."

-1 for grammatical comedy error

"...I can clearly see yer nuts."

"Yer" being a slang term meaning BOTH "your" and "You're" interchangeably.

[Lex_Luthor]

Speaking of car wrecks. RIP to that family of five that died over by my house. Very sad.

Yeah I saw the aftermath/clean-up of that accident, probably 1/2 hour after it happened. All the wreckage was still there. It's by my house too. Prayers sent to their family.

[Irving]

Byte: I was wondering how I was going to convey that. Yer is a good compromise.

Yeah I saw the aftermath/clean-up of that accident, probably 1/2 hour after it happened. All the wreckage was still there. It's by my house too. Prayers sent to their family.

Yeah, we drove by right as the police were shutting down the streets. We saw an upside down vehicle surrounded by crouching firemen.