Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
A guy goes to see the military psychiatrist. The guy is totally naked, but wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap.

The doctor looks at the guy for about a minute, then says, "...I can clearly see you're nuts."

-1 for grammatical comedy error

"...I can clearly see yer nuts."

"Yer" being a slang term meaning BOTH "your" and "You're" interchangeably.