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    Default 50 years of Math

    Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $4.58.
    The counter girl took my $5 and I was digging for my change
    when I pulled out 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her.
    She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while
    looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her
    discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two
    quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he
    tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and
    was almost crying. Why do I tell you this? Because of the
    evolution in teaching math since the 1950s....read on:

    1. Teaching Math in the 1950â?Ts -- A logger sells a
    truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
    of the price. What is his profit?

    2. Teaching Math in the 1960â?Ts -- A logger sells a
    truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
    of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

    3. Teaching Math in the 1970â?Ts -- A logger sells a
    truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
    $80. Did he make a profit?

    4. Teaching Math in the 1980â?Ts -- A logger sells a
    truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80
    and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the
    number 20.

    5. Teaching Math in the 1990â?Ts -- A logger cuts down
    a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate
    and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
    preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make
    a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a
    living?

    Topic for class participation after answering the
    question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as they
    logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers,
    and if you feel like crying, it's okay.)

    6. Teaching Math in 2010 -- Un hachero vende una
    carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones
    es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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    So sad but true, young folks nowadays can't make simple change without a comPutrized register or write a sentence without using textese.
    And forget about getting your order correct at the fast food drive through unless you are fluent in espaneol.
    Last edited by SideShow Bob; 02-24-2011 at 12:53.

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    She should have upsold you a supersize!

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    haha...wow that so good
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    Very nice Mtn.man!!

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    Hope and change. Or was it Hope he doesnt have change because I cant count.
    The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    So sad but true, youg folks nowadays can't make simple change without a comPutrized register or write a sentence without using textese.
    And forget about getting your order correct at the fast food drive through unless you are fluent in espaneol.
    I went to a Village Inn for breakfast a few years ago. The waitress was useless and I never did get my damn pancakes. I went to the cashier and told her to take it off the bill, her reply was "you didn't pay extra for the pancakes". I had to get the manager involved after giving up trying to teach them how to do their job.

    I still remember the bill when it was said and done was $15.64

    Out of spite I took back the $20 bill and gave her $16.39 and refused to take the $0.39 back.

    Pretty sure she was going to cry around the 2 minute mark. Then when she closed the drawer I asked her to break a quarter into change so that I could leave an appropriate tip for the waitress.

    I've never been back but I consider the experience a draw

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    You would hate me, I understand Math when it comes to money but any other math and am sweating harder the Dan Quail trying to spell Potato, But in HS I sucked at just about everything, Execpt Printing(letter heads, news Flyers) and Lunch

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    Hey, if you guys want to learn or re-learn math, from 1+1=2 up to calculus, you should check out this site:

    http://khanacademy.com

    Here's a random sample video:

    http://www.khanacademy.org/video/alg...aylist=Algebra

    All free, now backed by Gates Foundation. Some people learn better this way than reading it out of books.

    H.

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