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    Default Dream Come True: Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    I wasted $5.00 in lotion for that?

    Still funny.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Thats why you use spit first...then if it deserves more attention break out the LD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    I wasted $5.00 in lotion for that?

    Still funny.
    A few minutes later I'm STILL laughing at this reply!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

    My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012

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    She is still so hot

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    Yea, the guy who got kicked in the nuts - even HE should be happy!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    I will probably never buy a bottle of Smartwater but I watched the whole thing.

    She is an attractive woman. Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Yea, the guy who got kicked in the nuts - even HE should be happy!
    "DUUUUUDE, Jennifer Anniston TOUCHED MY JUNK!!!!!!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    "DUUUUUDE, Jennifer Anniston TOUCHED MY JUNK!!!!!!!"


    Better still, "DUUUUUDE, Jen Aniston touched my junk in her SEX TAPE!"
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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