Edit: I'm an idiot, and just saw someone else posted. Srry.

love this

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/...?iref=obinsite

Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun

CNN) -- This time it was the intruder who called 911.
A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun.