Since I'm finished laughing, I'll weigh in. Based on personal experience-
SIG: Love em. On my second one, and nary an issue.
Ruger P-series: Not fancy, sure as hell not pretty, but no gripes.
Glock: If you treat your pistol like you treat your lawnmower, buy a Glock. Apparently the Austrians have not heard of ergonomics.
HK: They shoot good, but they're waaaaay too proud of their shit.
S&W autos: The M&P is the first one they've gotten right.
All are IMHO of course. Let the games begin...