Close
Page 22 of 29 FirstFirst ... 121718192021222324252627 ... LastLast
Results 211 to 220 of 282
  1. #211
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Bailey, CO
    Posts
    1,511

    Default

    It isn't rabbit food, so much as it is what 'food' eats!

  2. #212
    QUITTER Irving's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    46,527
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    One time, when asked if he would like a lime in his Corona, a friend replied, "No, I don't eat that rabbit shit."

    Really?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

  3. #213
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Bailey, CO
    Posts
    1,511

    Default

    I prefer beer that doesn't need garnish to be drinkable.

  4. #214
    QUITTER Irving's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    46,527
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    I've got a new one. It's Gloria Allred!

    So recently, some coach did some things with a baseball bat in front of some kids. The parents are suing the coach for those actions. Here is a video of Allred recreating those actions, in front of those same kids during a press conference. Idiots. All idiots!

    "There are no finger prints under water."

  5. #215
    QUITTER Irving's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    46,527
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by blackford76 View Post
    I prefer beer that doesn't need garnish to be drinkable.
    Me too. I like a lime in Corona, because I don't like Corona all that much, but I don't make a big deal out of it. Especially when the beer is free.

    I DO like an orange in wheat beer though.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

  6. #216
    Sifu Lex_Luthor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Commerce City
    Posts
    1,729

    Default

    The little cut on the inside of my nose.

  7. #217
    Machine Gunner spyder's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Salt Lake City
    Posts
    5,447

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Me too. I like a lime in Corona, because I don't like Corona all that much, but I don't make a big deal out of it. Especially when the beer is free.

    I DO like an orange in wheat beer though.
    I like Samuel Adams cherry wheat. Well used to, I don't drink anymore.
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

  8. #218

    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    the Springs
    Posts
    2,581

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I've got a new one. It's Gloria Allred!

    So recently, some coach did some things with a baseball bat in front of some kids. The parents are suing the coach for those actions. Here is a video of Allred recreating those actions, in front of those same kids during a press conference. Idiots. All idiots!

    LOL that's great.

    I'M suing you because you made this rude gesture in front of these girls. Here let me duplicate that rude gesture in front of these girls so you can see how rude it was.

    I can see it now... prosecutor says "the defendant raped ms. victim, just like this!" ... then rapes her again in court to show how bad it was.

  9. #219
    Varmiteer jake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Broomfield
    Posts
    536

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Except my mom, who still gets me to "just try some," EggNog every Christmas. I've been "just trying it" and telling her I don't like it for almost 30 years now.
    Maybe if you stopped blowing elves, she'd stop asking you to switch to eggnog.

    "A lot of people seem obliged to have a viewpoint."

  10. #220
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Bailey, CO
    Posts
    1,511

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jake View Post
    Maybe if you stopped blowing elves, she'd stop asking you to switch to eggnog.

    I was going to let that one slide.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •