Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
There is only one person allowed to say that and that is the person that paid for the reception.When you stand in the buffet line at a wedding and call it "rabbit food," you're not funny or cool, you sound like your five.![]()
I see you running, tell me what your running from
Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.
Wheat noodles. They taste like starch.
Not really a peeve per say, but I don't understand the thought process of people who flush the urinal mid leak. What's going on there?
People who you see 50 times a day at work, every single day, but never make eye contact with you or say hello. I guess if you don't want to talk to people, that is fine, but I find it is kind of awkward. One guy will literally not respond to me when I loudly and clearly say hello to him, unless I catch him by surprise and he doesn't know it is me. One time I got him to say hello on accident and I nearly cheered.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Might it be possible he doesn't want to talk to you?
-Mike
"I have to return some video tapes"
Of course he doesn't, especially now that I've made such a big deal out of it.
"There are no finger prints under water."
WOMEN: why do they always exit the wrong door? They always will go out the left door of a double door set, causing everyone coming in the correct door on the other side to move.
I just don't get it.
Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.
Women- they always want to talk.
How the automatic doors at Wal Mart open from both sides. You can exit through the enter doors and enter through the exit doors, AND PEOPLE DO!. Probably 2/3s of the foot traffic I've seen go through the wrong f*cking door. It simply enables stupid
I'm a nice guy, I hold the door open for women/children/elderly and step aside and let them pass when going through a choke point, but when I'm going through the door at Wal Mart and some idiot is coming through the same door from the wrong side, I pretend they don't exist and just keep walking.