Pet Peeves Thread

[Lex_Luthor]

I hate fashion trends. Guys dressing like girls these days. Pants so low their pecker sticks out. And the combination of the two. Boys in girl pants: their chicken legs are skinny enough to fit in there, but their ass is too big for that girls size 0 jeans so they wear it below their dingaling. How can you expect to run, jump, etc if you need to? I feel like sweeping you and breaking your little chicken leg.

Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.

Inefficiency. If there's an easier and just as effective way for me to execute (______) then damnit, let me do it that way. Not your stupid ritual for getting a job done.

People who are unconsciencious (sp?) of others' time. If it's 11:00pm and I have to wake up at 6 for work, then stop talking and let me go the F home. I still have to eat dinner, shower and get to bed and you're not helping.

[mcantar18c]

you do know its the law, right?
Maybe you look like a Cop or a BATFE Enforcement officer.

Yeah yeah I know. But all the other people there grab a can or two when they see me pull up and we bullshit for a little bit if it ain't busy. Its just annoying that she has to look at my ID every time, and its not just a glance cause she has to she full on reads and checks it.
And I don't think I look like a LEO.... a little scruffy, muddy boots, cowboy hat, belt buckle.....

[trlcavscout]

Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"

Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.

Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.

Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.


My biggest pet peeve is driving habits. The dumb cocksuckers that will pass you only to then imediatley slow down to turn causing you to slow down. Dont for one second in you tiny little piss ant brain think that I will slow the big white van down for your dumb ass I will run you over with a smile on my face, it aint my van! Or the stupid old man that pulled out in front of me on the interstate a couple weeks ago and almost got ran over then later on down the road he pulls up beside my swirving all over shakeing his phone at me like its my fault he is so fucking stupid, but by god as soon as I flip him the bird he calls the "hows my driving" number. That little fucktard, next time he pulls in front of me doing 60 on the interstate I will plow his dumb ass right to lucifers front door you stupid old moldy POS I hope he had a hear attack and died after getting all worked up.

[Byte Stryke]

Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.

Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.

Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.

[FireMoth]

Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.

Seriously? You felt talked to? Well, i cant help that. Though you might want to talk to someone about how you self identify.

I said "third world nasty" You do live in Colorado, right? I mean, commerce city is sketchy, but its not exactly a third world country.
And just where in your racist little mind did you decide that where ever you are from is the entire 'third world'?
So, a fictional creature from D&D is now a racist term. Cool.
Next i can get lit up by the Irish for use of the term banshee, because i spell it without a 'd', and don't respect its historical significance to the Irish nobility because i use it to refer to Bjork.

I don't of course actually care if a fisherman smells a bit like the sea, or a mechanic smells like gas, or a stripper smells like cheap vanilla body spray.

But shower, and use deodorant, for fucks sake. Ass sweat is ass sweat. If that happens to be a personal problem for you, sorry, but this then does apply.

New pet peeve: The bitch with issues. If you felt spoken to, I cant help that you think you suck. Shut up.

[Byte Stryke]

Seriously? You felt talked to? I said "third world nasty" You do live in Colorado, right? I mean, commerce city is sketchy, but its not exactly a third world country.
And just where in your racist little mind did you decide that where ever you are from is the entire 'third world'?

Well, i cant help that. Though you might want to talk to someone about how you self identify.

I don't of course actually care if a fisherman smells a bit like the sea, or a mechanic smells like gas, or a stripper smells like cheap vanilla body spray.

But shower, and use deodorant, for fucks sake. Ass sweat is ass sweat. If that happens to be a personal problem for you, sorry, but this then does apply.

New pet peeve: The bitch with issues. If you felt spoken to, I cant help that you think you suck. Shut up.

No, you used the racial term Trog... and considering my Tribal Affiliations, yes, this included me.

[Limited GM]

^^^^^ Good Post!