I hate fashion trends. Guys dressing like girls these days. Pants so low their pecker sticks out. And the combination of the two. Boys in girl pants: their chicken legs are skinny enough to fit in there, but their ass is too big for that girls size 0 jeans so they wear it below their dingaling. How can you expect to run, jump, etc if you need to? I feel like sweeping you and breaking your little chicken leg.

Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.

Inefficiency. If there's an easier and just as effective way for me to execute (______) then damnit, let me do it that way. Not your stupid ritual for getting a job done.

People who are unconsciencious (sp?) of others' time. If it's 11:00pm and I have to wake up at 6 for work, then stop talking and let me go the F home. I still have to eat dinner, shower and get to bed and you're not helping.