Maybe you'll have to hear it in person, when someone says it with a straight face to an angry person to try and calm them down. Telling me to "chillax" when I'm already angry is a great way to push me into the red.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Dorks who think that dropping F-bombs online will make themselves look cool.
People who miss what someone is talking about to ask about a single word just because they can.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
I hate pet peeves! My ex girlfriend had many of them......thats why she is an ex.......and no they werent all about me! Well, maybe most of them. Nevermind!![]()
Please don't make me give you change for a 5 dollar bill, then tell me that you're sorry that you can't tip me. It's kind of rude.
I don't mind being stiffed (okay I do), but if you're going to do it, be a man about it and write the total on the credit card slip. I do rather enjoy telling people that they have fill out the slip completely and making them write all those zeros right in front of me though. Man up!
"There are no finger prints under water."
When people come to my emergency desk and don't know any english. They just walk up and stare at me like I'm supposed to magically know what you need. This is why you should speak the language of the country you're in...if you're dying, there isn't much I can do for you if there's no way for me to know.
Just call me 47