Pet Peeves Thread

[argonstrom]

wow, REALLY?

No kidding.

Are you okay?

[FireMoth]

Seriously, its a little shop. And we have had a few 'not so fresh' smelling folks come by, and stay a good while.

Certainly, said people are even less welcome in restaurants, or elevators.

I'm trying to help. no one else is saying it, but i'm not the only one noticing.

[DOC]

Gun grabbers. I hate those people that talk to me about guns like they know more about AK's and AR's then I do. They don't even know what bullet they shoot half the time.

[mcantar18c]

"Cute" words like Confuzzled (chillax falls into this category). Just makes me want to smack you on the back of the head really hard, and most of the time its a minor or a female saying it so I can't and that just makes me more pissed.

Conversations over phone/text that go like this:
Them: "Hey"
Me: "What's up"
Them: "Not much lets go out tonight"
Me: "Ok what do you have in mind"
Them "I dunno, just wanna hang out"
^^^This happens daily. Don't fucking invite me out somewhere and then not have anything planned. If I wanted to go out and do something with you, I'd have gotten in touch with you.

On the same note, people that talk too much on the phone. If I call you, its because I have something specific I want to address, not because I want to know what you had for breakfast, so don't get pissed when I "have to go" midway through you telling how good your bacon was this morning.

Liberals.

The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.

Everybody I know that seems to think I'm their personal mechanic or moving service (I'm ok with that), and think that because they have some kind of relationship with me that my time, sweat, fuel, etc. comes free (not ok with that part).

And +1 on all of this, except my dog thing is when he dreams while I'm trying to sleep (he sleeps on my bed with me):

Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"

Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.

Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.

[Mick-Boy]

People with bad manners. - It's not that hard to say thank you or excuse me.

People with poor situational awareness. - If you decide to text and walk and then run into other people its your fault not theirs.

People who fit into either of the above two groups and operate a vehicle.

People who have emotional outbursts(frustraited, angry, whatever) with a gun in their hands. - This is one that causes me to go high order with little or no warning. I get pissed sometimes too. But if you want to kick your rangebag and piss and moan about how you can't believe you missed that last shot your weapon better not be in your hands. If it is you and I are going to have a full blown come to Jesus meeting on the spot.

[Graves]

I hate it when two dip****s stay neck & neck at a steady 5mph below the posted speed limit on a two lane road. Pop in some Dennis Leary and you'll get a better idea of the s*** I hate.

[JohnTRourke]

weather forecasters

does this look like 4 to 8 inches of snow?????

fucking bare dry dirt

idiots

[Scanker19]

Army wifes and their stupid ways of letting us know, bumper stickers, uniform purses.

Open cabinets.

Cats.

The word "tween"

People that type whole sentences in lowercase and will never use a single comma or any other sort of punctuation even though they are trying to convey several thoughts usually for something that could possible be a deal fora few hundred dollars and then expect you to try understanding what they take bout in the hole post with no clue what them r tryin to say.

Girl scouts. Just let me leave, if I wanted cookies I'd walk up and buy them. Thank you target.

People who take gun show too literally. I want to buy it.

People who include me in the Hispanic vote.

I'll think of more later. +3 on all stated before. Especially the caliber one, no one likes to leak.

[clublights]

I'm in the mood to go off so this list might get long..........

People who think Marijuana is a cologne .... it's not you fucking stink.

People that think it's ok to whip out a weed pipe/joint and smoke it anywhere just cuz they have a med card, like at the bar. It's not ok, and your not making my bar any money so get the fuck out you hippy douche bag. ( these are also normally the same people who stink from above).

People who think Marijuana is "better" then alcohol. It's not they are both drugs just that alcohol is still legal thank you very much. therefore it's NOT ok to drive stoned, or take care of your kids, or toke at break on work. often these same people would tell someone they had a "problem" if they drank a beer every break at work or were drunk while taking care of their kids. But somehow it's ok to be stoned. I know for a personal fact that if your stoned you can't take care of your kids proper when stoned.... I was one of those kids.

Having to repeat myself, if you weren't listening the first time why should I waste my time telling you a second time.

Rude people. hell the whole fact that society as a whole has gotten so rude.
The fact that since I'm not rude and do things like say excuse me, or thank a waiter/waitress EVERYTIME they bring something to the table or refill my soda or water and this gets pointed out by others "Wow your so polite" WTF? everyone should be like this.

People who write on the internet or in text things like 2(to) or RU(are you) or TyPe LiKe DiS. if I have a girl text me with that crap too much .. I'll stop talking to her.. no matter how nice her rack is.

People who shove their car in front of you with inches to spare on the front and rear bumpers..... then start to slam on their brakes to leave a 3 car length gap in front of them... if their was not enough space in the first place WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUT ME OFF????

People doing 45 in the left lane when the speed limit is 65... on clear dry roads in the middle of the day.......... GET THE FUCK OVER!!!!

Grown Adults acting like 5 year olds.

Guys who think it's ok to hit a woman. do this in front of me.. and find out what it's like to be the woman.. ( I tend to be much larger then most people at 6'3" 320lbs) They think it's ok to smack around someone smaller.. I let em find out what it is like to be the smaller one.

Well I feel a bit better.... tho I'm sure I could think of a few more if I let my self think some more LOL

EDIT TO ADD.

People who call Bush Jr or Sarah Palin "Dumb" they have both won more elections then they lost, they have been, respectively, the Governors of the 2nd largest and the largest state in the union ( by land mass at least)............ When's the last election you won? and what do you do for a job?
( I'm not saying you have to be a genius to be a politician, but the way some people talk you would think that if you combined Bush Jr's and Palin's IQ's you'd still be in single digits.... and frankly they are both a bit smarter then that... I'm not much of a "fan" of Palin.. but come on she is not a dumb rock. I'm just tired of the bashing by folks who probably work at McD's)

[ghettodub]

excessive use of LOL in txting and forums really did you LOL?

Any time when people use those abbreviations while speaking makes me want to punch them in the junk. Don't say the word "lolz"... Don't type it either. Just get rid of it.

Watching the death of the english language makes me sad, and when people can't speak or write properly drives me crazy...