"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
Politicians. Do I really have to explain?
Family and friends always assuming I have nothing better to do than move them because I have a truck.
"reality tv shows" I see stupidity on a daily basis.Do I really need to see it on my T.V. too?
Political correctness. Why is there a Black awarness club, Jewish awarness club, Irish awarness club? Why not a Proud to be American club?
The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage
Yeah yeah I know. But all the other people there grab a can or two when they see me pull up and we bullshit for a little bit if it ain't busy. Its just annoying that she has to look at my ID every time, and its not just a glance cause she has to she full on reads and checks it.
And I don't think I look like a LEO.... a little scruffy, muddy boots, cowboy hat, belt buckle.....
Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.
My biggest pet peeve is driving habits. The dumb cocksuckers that will pass you only to then imediatley slow down to turn causing you to slow down. Dont for one second in you tiny little piss ant brain think that I will slow the big white van down for your dumb ass I will run you over with a smile on my face, it aint my van! Or the stupid old man that pulled out in front of me on the interstate a couple weeks ago and almost got ran over then later on down the road he pulls up beside my swirving all over shakeing his phone at me like its my fault he is so fucking stupid, but by god as soon as I flip him the bird he calls the "hows my driving" number. That little fucktard, next time he pulls in front of me doing 60 on the interstate I will plow his dumb ass right to lucifers front door you stupid old moldy POSI hope he had a hear attack and died after getting all worked up.
Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.
I hate fashion trends. Guys dressing like girls these days. Pants so low their pecker sticks out. And the combination of the two. Boys in girl pants: their chicken legs are skinny enough to fit in there, but their ass is too big for that girls size 0 jeans so they wear it below their dingaling. How can you expect to run, jump, etc if you need to? I feel like sweeping you and breaking your little chicken leg.
Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.
Inefficiency. If there's an easier and just as effective way for me to execute (______) then damnit, let me do it that way. Not your stupid ritual for getting a job done.
People who are unconsciencious (sp?) of others' time. If it's 11:00pm and I have to wake up at 6 for work, then stop talking and let me go the F home. I still have to eat dinner, shower and get to bed and you're not helping.
Since I don't have a defibrillator in the house I'm not going to get started![]()
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
Charlie Sheen. Just OD and die already.
The media for covering the asshole listed above.
The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage