Pet Peeves Thread

[Irving]

The prefix man.
Man-cave, man-law, man up, man-scaping. It makes you sound like a boarder line, uncomfortable with your sexuality, bud light drinking retard.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy in the world who thinks that the unspoken rule of how many urinals away from the next guy you're supposed to stand while in the bathroom, is a lot closer to synchronized swimming than it is anything manly.

[Irving]

Okay, I remembered what I wanted to post last night.

Look, we're really glad that you're getting married. No really, we are. But we're not bringing you a gift for every party you throw. You're getting one gift.Congratulations.

[Mazin]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy in the world who thinks that the unspoken rule of how many urinals away from the next guy you're supposed to stand while in the bathroom, is a lot closer to synchronized swimming than it is anything manly.

I totaly agree, I hate when you whoop it out and some asshat comes stroling in and the whole damn place is empty but he pulls up to the stand-up next to you. Its anoying as hell because if your anything like me I kinda figure if anyone wants to be that close while I'm taking a leak next thing I'm waiting for is some toe tappin to start.

[Irving]

I totaly agree, I hate when you whoop it out and some asshat comes stroling in and the whole damn place is empty but he pulls up to the stand-up next to you. Its anoying as hell because if your anything like me I kinda figure if anyone wants to be that close while I'm taking a leak next thing I'm waiting for is some toe tappin to start.

No, I mean the complete opposite. I hate being lectured on where I need to stand while someone else is in the bathroom. One of the least manly things I can think of, is whining about how close someone stands to you while you pee. Granted, I don't sidle right up next to someone to take a leak if there is the option not to, but it drives me crazy when people say that is a pet peeve. Get over it.

[Mazin]

I'm not saying its manditory but I guess my own personal preference is to have a little space.

[Irving]

Sure it's nice to have space, but it's just not so much of a deal to me that I complain about it.


Also, what is the deal with people not wanting to pee in the short urinal? I've noticed that if there is a bathroom with a short urinal (for kids), people will usually choose it last. Sometimes I've seen people not use it at all, and wait till a taller one is available. What the heck is up with that?

[Mazin]

Now see that one I dont get, I will use any one thats open.
Now what they should do is go back to the half pot with the foot pedal flush. It would be a lot cleaner and you wouldn't have to worry stepping in piss or touching the stupid flush bar.

[Irving]

Or trying to hit the flush bar with your foot, losing your balance, and falling over backward into a puddle of urine.

[Mazin]

Now that would put me in a very pissy mood.

[patrick0685]

Also, what is the deal with people not wanting to pee in the short urinal? I've noticed that if there is a bathroom with a short urinal (for kids), people will usually choose it last. Sometimes I've seen people not use it at all, and wait till a taller one is available. What the heck is up with that?

i like to use the short one...i hate getting the tip wet bottoming out the large ones...