Dumb Criminals.....

[clublights]

Just read this one and frankly laughed my ass off...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/....html?iref=NS1

This time it was the intruder who called 911.
A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun.
The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.
Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house.
Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.
The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house.
Police with dogs took Chapek, 24, into custody "without incident," they said. He was booked for criminal trespass.
They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun.

well maybe not that dumb.. he was more scared of meeting "one of us" ( gun toting home owners) then the police.
And who the hell breaks in and takes a shower?

[Graves]

Extremist moron to the Nth°

[PsyKo]

And who the hell breaks in and takes a shower?

shit thats nothin, my cousin went on vacation and some guy moved into his apartment, wore his clothes, ate his food and drove his car for a week.

[trlcavscout]

shit thats nothin, my cousin went on vacation and some guy moved into his apartment, wore his clothes, ate his food and drove his car for a week.

Now that guy would get a beating while we were waiting on the cops Dont eat my damn food!

[theGinsue]

And who the hell breaks in and takes a shower?

Just because one is a criminal is certainly no excuse for poor hygeine.

Now that guy would get a beating while we were waiting on the cops Dont eat my damn food!

I have 3 primary rules for people:
(1) Don't mess with my family
(2) Don't mess with my food
(3) Don't mess with my desk

I have these "rules" posted at my desk at work.

[Lex_Luthor]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's frikkin funny

[CrufflerSteve]

The cops must have been laughing their asses off as they hauled him away. The guy turns himself in and confesses. Nothing left to do but the paperwork. I wish all criminal were this dumb.

Steve

[sniper7]

That is hilarious! Now the next news is that he burned himself with overly hot water and sued the home owner and won.

[KevDen2005]

He is a dirty hippie living in Portland thinking that everyone is providing things for free.

I have no doubt that the homeowner would have wanted him to take a shower if he was caught anywhere else in the house