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    Not like the guy that paid a bum $5,000 to off his wife with a hammer, but then the wife fought back and defeated the bum. I think that happened like 10 years ago.
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    Arrange an airtight alibi...like being in police custody on a misdemeanor, while the killer has a tragic accident involving falling feet first into a wood chipper...


    just sayin....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    Arrange an airtight alibi...like being in police custody on a misdemeanor, while the killer has a tragic accident involving falling feet first into a wood chipper...


    just sayin....
    I hear the next coupon deal on LivingSocial is a discount price on a combo package of a 12' fiberglass ladder and an industrial wood chipper. So.....I could totally see that happening.
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    well lets see.

    2 wrists, 2 elbows, 2 ankles, 2 knees.. that's 8, plus one to grow on.. and golly gee don't they make revolvers in .22 that hold nine? how serendipitous.

    but then again, that could hurt your case.

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    I KNOW I could not keep my trap shut, I would explain, in detail, just how I would kneecap the fuckstick with the largest blunt object I could wield, tie him to a tree in the mountains and pour honey all over the worthless pile of shit.

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