Oh don't forget, it also means the world is ending and it caused a tsunami and and and and
(earthquakes don't even increase 1% when the moon is at its absolute closest. But why listen to science)
It's all ending! Halp!
we all know that michelle obama went for a swim in the pacific. upon diving in, that created the tidal wave in japan. for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. michelle jumps in water = tsunami and nuclear disaster in japan. very simple physics!
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.