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  1. 03-22-2011, 09:23 #1
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    Default Deputy Finds Crack in the Strangest Place

    Screenshot of the actual HEADLINE:

    I wonder what he was expecting to find?

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    I want to make so many jokes right now
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    he found crack in the crack
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    The crack ass had crack in the ass crack? Maybe that enhances the flavor.....
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    do they hide it there to age it like aging whiskey in the barrel
    The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage
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    "Hey...this crack smells like s**t!"
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    I feel like the original headline is just about perfect.
    9mm - because they don't make a 9.1mm
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    Captain Obvious to the rescue! What's next? "Concrete found in parking lot!"?


    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    he is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes in jail.

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  10. 03-22-2011, 11:16 #10
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    Man I don't know how that got there, it ain' mine...
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