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    Oh yeah, I'd be pretty pissed if my fiance opened the door at 3:00am without first waking me up.
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    Yeah it was a bad interview... who let his girl/wife opens the door at that time by herself anyway. He should have taken the gun the moment he heard the commotion anyway. Hope she can recover from this.
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    His body guard musta had the night off and while he hid in the closet she decided to take manners into her own hands.


    Let's see...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeusExMachina View Post
    The fiance is an ass. "We had to pay with $100 bills, so he knew we were rich." What, rich people can't carry reasonable bills?

    And rich people order pizza?
    Yeah that guy is definitely a douche bag. At least he got the crap kicked out of himself long enough for girl to castrate the assailant via a pink .38!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    Yeah it was a bad interview... who let his girl/wife opens the door at that time by herself anyway. He should have taken the gun the moment he heard the commotion anyway. Hope she can recover from this.
    Well it isn't a matter of letting them open the door often. At least I know my wife has our 45 ready, and her foot stopping the door when someone we don't know knocks. It's nice to knock on the door when I get home late sometimes and hear the slide get pulled back. I know she is thinking strait. We don't have many visitors over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clint45 View Post
    The fiancee said it was a .38 Special. Maybe it was one of the new Charter Arms? They come in a variety of festive colors now. It is actually quite horrifying to me, but I can see how colors and patterns might appeal to someone more fashionable than I.
    I, too, find them particularly disgusting - so does my wife!

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    And Darwin says: DON'T answer the door unarmed at 0300.
    In the words of Charlie Sheen: DUH! Winner!

    How is it that something so obvious to folks like us is so alien to folks like these people?

    They think a pizza deliverman was involved with this. Earlier they had ordered a pizza, waved a huge diamond ring under his nose and demanded he make change for a C-note. I'll bet they probably didn't tip him either.[/quote]
    I so want to walk up to this guy and ask him: Humble much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    Well it isn't a matter of letting them open the door often. At least I know my wife has our 45 ready, and her foot stopping the door when someone we don't know knocks. It's nice to knock on the door when I get home late sometimes and hear the slide get pulled back. I know she is thinking strait. We don't have many visitors over.
    i dont know that ill be coming over to your house unannounced
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    That's funny that the beauty queen manned up to protect her man after a home invastion and beat down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by al-x View Post
    That's funny that the beauty queen manned up to protect her man after a home invastion and beat down!
    Well he is just an arborist.

    Apparently he makes good money doing it though.


    A pink .38 Special its obviously a Charter Arms Pink Lady


    (or maybe Pink Lady Off Duty)



    So this guy buys his lady a $60,000 engagement ring and then splurges on a $300 Charter? Really? You couldn't spring for an honest to God S&W and have it duracoated?

    Sheesh.
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    [off topic]I once duracoated, in pink, a S&W Model 19 for a...I shit you not...San Francisco PD detective. Yes, a male. No...he wasn't married. I asked.

    DADT, right?[/off topic]
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