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  1. 03-30-2011, 12:18 #1
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    Default Does this chair make my ass look fat?

    You folks read this?

    Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years


    Published March 29, 2011
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    A morbidly obese Ohio man was in the hospital Tuesday after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years...his girlfriend,...Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible..."
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    what in the hell is wrong with people?

    and I Feel bad that I don't go to the Gym.
    well at least I got my ass out of the chair today...

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  3. 03-30-2011, 12:24 #3
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    Quesation is who enabled this waste of carbon for two years? Someone had to of been feeding and watering this veg for the two years.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SA Friday View Post
    Quesation is who enabled this waste of carbon for two years? Someone had to of been feeding and watering this veg for the two years.

    you obviously didn't read the whole article.
    His roommate and his Girlfriend helped him become the waste of oxygen he is today.
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    With friends like these who needs enemies?
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    un-beeee-lievable. Essentially, 3 people allowed this to go on. A landlord that does not notice the conditions that their property is in? Did they put a blanket over all the filth as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    you obviously didn't read the whole article.
    His roommate and his Girlfriend helped him become the waste of oxygen he is today.
    I don't have enough time in my life to read a whole article about someone (+ the enablers) who should simply be shot and buried to get the genes out of the pool.

    Besides I was on my phone on the lite rail when I read it. It's a PITA to check links when doing that.

    How can you have a girlfriend in that state? This just brings up way too may disgusting questions. Just shoot them and be done with it.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.
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  9. 03-30-2011, 15:23 #9
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    I feel like taking a shower and scrubbing with sandpaper after reading that.
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    How would you like to be the paramedics that had to tend to this mole?
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