Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
Bullshit,
I know I am a fat-ass

when I have added 6 " to my wait in as many years... I am a fat ass.

Whenever I got to McDonald's drive through I remember that when I Graduated AIT I was 6' Tall, weighed 250" Had a 28" waist and a 54" Chest.

now
Still 6' tall
40" waist and still 250#


yes, I'll have a grilled chicken salad, no dressing and a small drink.


That is NOT your fault. It is also not McDonalds fault either. Clearly your problem is the result of a disease called gravity. If it were not for Newton and his BS law you would still be in great shape.

My suggestion would be to call the Strong Arm. Frank Azaar will find any living no matter how distant relatives of Sir Newton and make them pay for the damage he has done to you (and me as well). It is time we put a stop this dirty disease called gravity and make those responisble pay for all of the pain and suffering they have caused. I have heard stories of men who have not seen their own genitalia in decades due to gravity.

If it were not for the bogus law of gravity the man mentioned in this thread may have been able to free himself of the chair that imprisoned him. Gravity held him back from getting up and it rendered his girlfriend usless.

GRAVITY MUST STOP NOW.



GRAVITY