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    The year is 1947
     
    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell  ,  New Mexico  . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
     
    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
     
      Albert A. Gore, Jr..
      Hillary Rodham Clinton
      John F. Kerry
      William J. Clinton
      Howard Dean
      Nancy Pelosi
      Dianne Feinstein
      Charles E. Schumer
      Barbara Boxer
     
      See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
      I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
     
      No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie011 View Post
    The year is 1947

    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

    Albert A. Gore, Jr..
    Hillary Rodham Clinton
    John F. Kerry
    William J. Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer
    Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
    I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

    No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
    Oh that's a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie011 View Post
    The year is 1947 Nancy Pelosi!
    Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cebeu View Post
    Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
    Meh whatever...still funny in my book!!
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    That explains why they dont land and say hi. They dont want to deal with the mess they left behind in those messed up experiments
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    Quote Originally Posted by cebeu View Post
    Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
    yep, born March 1940

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    Quote Originally Posted by gcrookston View Post
    yep, born March 1940
    hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

    I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
    it would only give the libs more cause.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

    I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
    it would only give the libs more cause.



    But I hope and pray everyday that someone gives her a nice smack to the back of the head ...............

    May not set her right .. but I could play that video in a loop for HOURS at a time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

    I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
    it would only give the libs more cause.

    Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.

    Damn man, why you have to be disrespecting spotted owls?

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