Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
I was born on a military base in the 50's and can't find that birth certificate. So guess I am screwed if I wanted or needed a passport.And since I don't exactly look like a white boy, I better start learning a second language other than espanol, so I at least won't get deported to south of the border.
Evidently those are useless anyways since military birth certs are only recognized by the military I guess. The process of getting a "real" certificate was easy enough, but now I have to wait and may not have my passport by the time I need it.

And now I'm gonna have to deal with the ration of crap from the "Jscwerve birthers" not believing the cert is authentic.

Dammit.