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  1. 04-13-2011, 10:12 #1
    ruthabagah
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    What? No magic carpet?
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  2. 04-13-2011, 10:16 #2
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    Lmfao!
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  3. 04-13-2011, 11:58 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthabagah View Post
    What? No magic carpet?
    They tried the Magic Carpet, but they kept burning holes in it when the hookah kept falling over. There goes stealth.
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  4. 04-13-2011, 12:32 #4
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    Looks like a skeet target for a Phalanx system to me....
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  5. 04-13-2011, 12:32 #5
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    Crap, time to get my tin foil hat out of storage, who knows what kind of probing these alien Iranians will perform!
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    I wonder if it's nuke-proof?
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  7. 04-13-2011, 13:44 #7
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    I particularly liked this bit:

    "Iran has announced several achievements in robotics and other technologies during the past year. It launched some turtles into space in 2010, and unveiled a dancing humanoid robot named Surena-2."
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  8. 04-13-2011, 13:54 #8
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    I wonder if Mahmoud ever /facepalms himself..

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    iran they were spying on us at Area 51 haha
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