Why did the cop arrest the belt?
For holding up a pair of pants!
How come police have bigger balls than firemen??
They sell more tickets!
Why did the cop arrest the belt?
For holding up a pair of pants!
How come police have bigger balls than firemen??
They sell more tickets!
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
George S. Patton
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
John F. Kennedy
?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
George Fitch. c 1916.