The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

I?m waiting for the 11:00 fart update.

will a 2 p.m. az time one, sooth your wait?

[MrPrena]

PSA: if you play racquetball and play tennis 🎾 , you need to make sure you do a tennis swing during tennis game.

I am so use to racquetball swing that my forearm and wrist hurts after tennis.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You, Sir,....I've seen you at Safeway a number of times now over the last year or so. I didn't know what to think those first few times, but I've come to recognize that I love your style.

You short, fat, dumpy guy wearing swim trunks and a tee....hip cannon at your side, pushing the cart with one hand, and eating a slice of pizza with the other on the way out the door...you're awesome.

'Merica, ..... fvck yeah!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Speaking of the grocery store, I've noticed that I'm much more patient with folks than I ever used to be in the past, and that's a good thing. For myself and everyone else.

Story to follow...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Leaving home dickheads a week and a half ago, I'm carting my shit back to the bambalance. The store exit dumps into the lot where rentals are picked up and received.

You ever been doing something not quite very well, and realize that folks are watching and waiting on you, and you start to lose your shit and stuff gets worse very quickly?

Okay, so the lot traffic is at a high level, and this poor guy is returning a rented trailer and trying to back it up into the designated spot, store attendant guiding him. I stop pushing my cart and give him plenty of room. This guy starts feeling the pressure, cars trying to drive behind him, he's turning the wheels the wrong way each time and starting to utter obscenities from his open window.... i.e. losing his shit at this point. I tried to advise him which way to turn his wheels, and I think that adds more pressure.

This goes on for over ten minutes, he says to me to go ahead but my car is right next to where he's having his meltdown. I said, don't worry about it man....it's cool and I'm in no hurry.

He finally got his shit together and is unhooking, and I'm loading stuff into my car....and he hollers over to me. Thanks for your patience, I appreciate it.

I said no problem, and have a good rest of the week.


I'll never miss those ten minutes, decent trade for being cool to a stranger having a rough moment.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's official now, cabinet makers are in fact MASS MURDERERS !!!

Where's Lobo?

[OtterbatHellcat]

There's been more than one time that I thought there was something in my nose that was bothering me, so I went for it only to find that nothing was there after all.

It's become evident that in fact, there are GHOST BOOGERS.

I realize that there is already bi-partisan legislation addressing regular boogers, but clearly, there must be new hard line ACTION on the GHOST BOOGER epidemic plaguing our country immediately.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I demand action, dammit !

[OtterbatHellcat]

We must protect our families and loved ones especially from.......... SEMI-AUTOMATIC GHOST BOOGERS.

More importantly, GHOST BOOGERS OF WAR.

[OtterbatHellcat]

However, farting under the blankets to offend your loved one is still permitted. Thank goodness.