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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    Whores!!
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    So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)


    No duck soup for you!
    Look who's talking. My Whore brother! You'll make a special Duck soup for them!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    But I want to quit my day job!! Please hire me as your bad pun joker!
    Fax, E-m, or attach as a word document, your CV and drop off a urine sample with JM, we'll get back with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    You guys are boring.
    Trying to stay awake reading some of these weak "jokes" Might as well send me your CV too. Looks like we might have an opening soon. The newest hire never showed up for work
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Look who's talking. My Whore brother! You'll make a special Duck soup for them!!
    It's made with special sauce
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Fax, E-m, or attach as a word document, your CV and drop off a urine sample with JM, we'll get back with you.
    I'll try to send my resume and a urine sample via fax to ya later but I'm not sure it'll work. JM's at work so I'll send him a urine text.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Trying to stay awake reading some of these weak "jokes" Might as well send me your CV too. Looks like we might have an opening soon. The newest hire never showed up for work
    Sign me up, I hate my job anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    It's made with special sauce
    Uhhh I asked for hot Mustard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Uhhh I asked for hot Mustard.
    What you END UP with sour mayo?

    BTW: jog over here and tell me if i'm imagining a board member [who shall remain nameless] actually believes the shit he post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    What you END UP with sour mayo?

    BTW: jog over here and tell me if i'm imagining a board member [who shall remain nameless] actually believes the shit he post.
    http://www.ar-15.co/threads/93027-LA...enator-Kefalas
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    woohoo

    time for whoring
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