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    Missing Man on a Milk Carton islandermyk's Avatar
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    It just never ends.... can't turn a Ho to a house wife... that's for sure
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    Livin la vida whore'a
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    Now.. this is getting bad.. I'm making sh*t up as I go...
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    Ugh... I need some sleep... I'll see you whore again soon!

    Keep the whorin real
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    Default The post whore thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I wonder how long I have to wait before I can go see a movie in the theater again... I guess I could find a babysitter, but then it turns into a really expensive movie.
    Mine wasn't till my boy was 10mo

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    Kids are much like a raging case of irritable bowel syndrome...

    Expensive, constantly annoying, keep you anchored to the nearest bathroom, drive off potential lovers in droves, loud, noisy, smelly, and something you can't get rid of once it's contracted...

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    "go play in traffic"
    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo View Post
    Kids are much like a raging case of irritable bowel syndrome...

    Expensive, constantly annoying, keep you anchored to the nearest bathroom, drive off potential lovers in droves, loud, noisy, smelly, and something you can't get rid of once it's contracted...
    Is that how you were when you were a kid?

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    Probably. But I grew out of it...

    :-)

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    you're right in the middle of all of it... get out!

    get out of the blame chain!

    (i've had to say that phrase about 15 times so far this week......I'll probably say it at least thirteen more today and tomorrow. mentoring the NG units is a blast.)
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.