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    I was just cleaning it and it went off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redneck122 View Post
    I was just cleaning it and it went off!
    ... bad! Bad! Bad!

    ... now get in the shower and clean yourself off and when your done... you got some esplainin to do
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    It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as i want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeefan98121 View Post
    Solo whoring, is that like masturbating hahahaha
    Whats worse is we're watching you do this
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    negligent discharge.






    It happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleDave View Post
    It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as i want.
    Slow down tiger...

    ... not so anxious
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    Quote Originally Posted by redneck122 View Post
    negligent discharge.






    It happens.
    yep... happened to me before...


    ... she never came back
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    Me to. Notice i didn't say accidental though

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    No just premature.

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    .. so I get excited


    .. she still hasn't called me back
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