The post whore thread.

[mcantar18c]

Worth a million bucks. My wife's favorite.

Also, when she takes a bath to "soak", throw a big pot of water on the stove and bring it to her to "warm" her bath. You might be surprised by the invite you get.

Just pay attention and listen when she doesn't expect you too. Notice a new outfit or fresh salon visit.

That's a great idea, I'll have to remember that next time she takes a bath... She's been doing that more and more lately too.

My apologies for being late to last night, but I'll catch up pretty quick:


Uncle Sam forced me to get this one. The only ill effect I ever routinely get from the flu shot is that I have the green-apple-quick-steps for about three days afterwards. This time it just lasted the one day and all has been normal. I'm patiently waiting for the surprise , though.

Ours always happened right before we went out to the field for days. It sucked.

[TheBelly]

Shitty last 30 minutes dealing with my shit head little nephew in Kansas. 2 1/2 hours of jiu jitsu ahead. Someone's gonna feel a little pain tonight. Sorry in advance.

I have all but given up on my immediate family. My dad's so introverted that he can't talk to people (he's an engineer, so that's not helping), my mom's a nut job, my brother blames all his problems on my dad (because dad didn't really talk to us), my sister is a bit of a hippy who only ever calls when she needs money.

It's such a weird thing... dealing with family

[TheBelly]

Now THAT'S an idea... anniversary is coming up and I need inexpensive gift ideas.

Get a small vase, clear glass. spray paint the inside black. Get a fake flower (choose her favorite flower). Get a small block of styrofoam, cut it to match the little vase, spray paint it black. Assemble it so that it all looks like one flower.

When you give her the flower, tell her that you'll love her until this flower wilts (explain that it's a fake flower and will never wilt, thus your love will never end)..........


Boom!!! Let the BJs flow!

[TheBelly]

I also don't like cats. Cats are selfish little assholes.

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[TheBelly]

You're right it's very humbling. Just when you think you are doing good, you get that ass beat..

my dad (vietnam vet) got good and drunk then challenged me to a fight the Xmas I came home after my Iraq deployment. He wasn't as prepared as he thought he'd be. He told me he though he got hit in the chest with a sledgehammer. It's amazing what a good takedown and then a really hard headbutt to the sternum will do to an old white guy.

[thvigil11]

So... Last night an old lady started her first fire of the season. A combination of a dead bird and buncha shit in her chimney led to her filling her little house with smoke. 1st engine on scene sees the amount of smoke and freaks. Calmer heads show up and ask the old gal whats going on. (1st crew neglected to do this) She tells them she lit a fire and so on. Turns out nothing more than some light smoke damage and a clogged chimney. (along with slightly toasted and mummified bird) Lesson of the day, sweep your chimneys people. Check them out at least once a year. Best time is late summer/ early fall right before burning season starts.


Second lesson, not eating all day and having a whiskey dinner was not a great idea. Sounded good at the time, but not too happy with it right now.

[mcantar18c]

That's cause you're doin it wrong. The whiskey goes in with the sauce, and THEN you consume it.

[Irving]

Second lesson, not eating all day and having a whiskey dinner was not a great idea. Sounded good at the time, but not too happy with it right now.

I knew I had a workout on Monday, so I ate a light dinner. The problem was that the light dinner was a 16oz Chilada and a lunchable. Not recommended before strenuous workout.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy, homies.

[Great-Kazoo]

I knew I had a workout on Monday, so I ate a light dinner. The problem was that the light dinner was a 16oz Chilada and a lunchable. Not recommended before strenuous workout.

No shit.....................