The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wife woke me out of dead sleep about a month ago. She said there was someone in the other room, she could hear it moving around. I kinda went from zero-to-redline pretty quick. Gabbed the bedside blaster and got ready for go-time.

Of course there was no one in the house.

i go back to sleep, and I hear the scratching. Mrs. belly starts freaking out. I track it down with a flashlight, and its a mouse about the size of a golf ball...


REALLY.!?! A golf ball sized mouse is what you're afraid of tonight?!?!

Advance war party. Time for Didi to start making night sweeps.

[buffalobo]

Advance war party. Time for Didi to start making night sweeps.

Mouse? Who's payroll are the dogs on?

[bogie]

Wife woke me out of dead sleep about a month ago. She said there was someone in the other room, she could hear it moving around. I kinda went from zero-to-redline pretty quick. Gabbed the bedside blaster and got ready for go-time.

Of course there was no one in the house.

i go back to sleep, and I hear the scratching. Mrs. belly starts freaking out. I track it down with a flashlight, and its a mouse about the size of a golf ball...


REALLY.!?! A golf ball sized mouse is what you're afraid of tonight?!?!

Well it seems that the bright side is she has good hearing.

[bogie]

Mouse? Who's payroll are the dogs on?

Too many carrots..

[bogie]

Things got a little...eh hmm.... *uncomfortable* last night for OBC.

[bogie]

He has sharp fingernails . Really honey, my urologist is a male hipster.



The spouse has that much, mag ready her side of the headboard. She doesn't like rabbits, or uninvited visitors.

FIFY

[bogie]

Boulder people.....freaking weirdos. If they only knew I was on a gun forum RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!

[bogie]

But my $2.35 hipster coffee is delicious and I get to people watch.

[bogie]

I see this one guy come in all the time. I know he is an 80s child star (from a B show), but I just can't put my finger on who he is. (or put my finger in if I was a hipster proctologist)

[bogie]

Wake up already skanks! (Except for Belly and Jim who are probably having afternoon tea already)