The post whore thread.

[Erni]

Iphones, hot tubs and inatentive kids dont mix.
Can I salvage this phone? Maybe, but I have to swap back for a good screen first and if that dont do it, I will take the whole thing apart and wash it in deionized water. Somewhere there is minerals shorting something out.

[ChickNorris]

Good Morning Folks

[SideShow Bob]

Yeah, right.

[ChickNorris]

Ok, just Morning then.

[SideShow Bob]

Do you know how easy it is to get used to not getting up early to go to work, but then having some desk jockey make you a early morning medical appointment ?

[ChickNorris]

In fact I do.

[ray1970]

Do you know how easy it is to get used to not getting up early to go to work, but then having some desk jockey make you a early morning medical appointment ?

I wouldn?t sweat it. Even if you?re there on time you?ll likely sit there waiting until mid morning anyways. I?d just roll in at whatever time you want.

[SideShow Bob]

Yeah, I thought of that, but the way my luck is running, if I were to be late, it would be the only time that they had a cancelation or two and because I wasn’t there on time they moved on to the next person and I would have to wait even longer.

[BladesNBarrels]

Some of you may remember that for fun I tried to buy a lotto ticket in every state I drove through, out of 8 states, I only ended up getting three. I didn't draw a single number, on a single ticket. I feel like most people who play the lottery must experience this the majority of the time. Maybe I'm just a quitter, but I don't understand how in the face of that much failure, people willingly keep coming back for more. Oh well, not my burden to bear I suppose.

For humans, hope springs eternal.
You can't win if you don't play.

[BladesNBarrels]

Do you know how easy it is to get used to not getting up early to go to work, but then having some desk jockey make you a early morning medical appointment ?

After years of semi-retirement, I'm still a morning person.
I prefer the earliest appointments, so I can make way for the mid-afternoon slump with a short TV nap.